we are all mad here

21st Mar 2018 | 986,572 notes

boneandbog:
tardisandtiaras:
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scientiablr:
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voidfished:
wizardshark:
sandvendor100:
gaymacs:
sandvendor100:
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
I have my interview with Disney this week…
I reblogged this a couple weeks ago, and then found out I finally got approved for a house and i move in at the end of March!
Originally posted by pizza-swift89
this post literally got me my new job

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jezi-belle:

sushinfood:
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kingjaffejoffer:
Boss shit
Literal actual goals
that was intensely satisfying
WELL DONE!!!
I watched the first few seconds, said “is this motherfucker actually,” AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY

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23rd Nov 2017 | 398,134 notes

me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds*
me: the suffering begins

22nd Nov 2017 | 304,294 notes

c0ffeekitten:

I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick

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amilearoundtheriverbend:
literallysame:
she did that
would like to point out that the rest of that quote is relevant:
“and I watch my daughters — two beautiful black young women — head off to school, waving goodbye to their father, the president of the United States.”
Fucking mic drop

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23rd Apr 2017 | 542,812 notes

drythroats:

I fucking can’t.

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23rd Apr 2017 | 440,101 notes

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blackboycapricorn:
How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.
Bitch I’m wet
Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?
Or am I just fat?
(The new working title of my memoirs)
Why steal porn when you can just watch this?

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8th Jan 2017 | 482,627 notes

bemusedlybespectacled:

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just-shower-thoughts:
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”